It sounds like someone thinks he's living in the wild.
Emile Hirsch — star of such films as Savages, Into the Wild, and The Girl Next Door — was photographed by paparazzi with his you-know-what out as he was peeing in front of Bootsy Bellows, a nightclub in West Hollywood. Oops!
You can check out a photograph of the star relieving himself here. The naughty bits are blurred out — but that guilty look on his face is priceless!
Apparently, Emile didn't feel like waiting in line for the restroom — which was mere feet away — so instead he peed into a potted cactus, right on the famous Sunset Strip.
Talk about savage behavior.