My Lord, Jessica Biel has never found an unflattering dress she doesn't like. Feathers? Fluffed out over the hips? The lace looks cheap, the matte lips look creepy, the shoes look like a crazy person picked them out and the long, dreary, bleached-out hair doesn't make sense with the dress, which already doesn't make sense. Really, this outfit is just…

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