Folks got a little punchy at the CinemaCon Awards in Las Vegas last night. Charlize Theron, who was there to pick up a Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award, seemed unusually uninhibited.
“If I knew that 3D was gonna be such a big deal I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago,” she said, according to Deadline.
Charlize also says she learned everything she knows about love from the movie Splash. “Perhaps that is why I am still single.”
Chin up, Charlize. We’re sure you’ll meet a nice A-cup-loving merman one of these days.
Fellow award winner Anna Faris, who took home the prize for Comedy Star of the Year, was happy to win just to class up her decor. “My parents hope I will now take my stony award from High Times Magazine, which is actually a working bong, down from the mantle,” she said.
Why would you do that? What a perfect union of form and function.