Credit: Courtney Stodden's Facebook Photo: Courtney Stodden Shows off Her Pumpkins

Kate Middleton, watch yo' back, because there's a new princess in town.

Her name is Courtney Stodden.

In a video for VH1's The Fab Life, 17-year-old Courtney — who looks as if she might pop out of her gold lamé top at any moment — describes a typical day in her married life. "A typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you," she says. "I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup's done. I get up around 12 PM. I make my mocha. I don't care about anything else."

Yeah, that sounds really hectic.

She goes on to describe how her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, spends his mornings cleaning up her messes. "Doug is wonderful," she continues. "He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over. So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is, like, a princess."

And Doug is her maid?

Speaking of Doug, what exactly do he and his child bride have in common? According to Court, they both like Green Acres, The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, and Maroon 5, which Doug calls "Monsoon 5."

Uh, weird.

Watching her, we can't help but think of the hilarious scene in Best in Show in which Jennifer Coolidge's character tries (and fails) to justify her marriage to a man 44 years her senior: "We have so much in common. We both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

Credit: VH1 Photo: Courtney Stodden Wakes Up Around Noon, in the ''Sexiest Outfit You've Ever Seen'' (VIDEO)

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