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It’s so obvious it’s almost TOO obvious, but it really had to be done: Someone had to make an “official” Fifty Shades of Grey porn parody.

Enter Smash Pictures, which already has an impressive resume of porn parodies,  including Bridesmaids XXX and American Werewolf In London XXX. (So, just a guess, the title will be Fifty Shades of Grey XXX?)

"We begin shooting this in June to release in September," said Smash Pictures' Stuart Wall (via Gawker.) "Being called Mommy Porn, this is the perfect book for us to remake as a porn."

Unfortunately, the parody will not star Twilight lovebirds Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart — even though Fifty Shades was modeled on their vampire romance, and it would be totally hilarious to see them basically do the same wooden acting … just with more wood.

The real stars will be Allie Haze#mce_temp_url# (former Adult Video News award winner for Most Outrageous Sex Scene) as Anastasia Steele and Ryan Driller as Christian Grey.

Good luck, everyone! Break a member!


Source: Gawker