Credit: Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair Photo: Daniel Craig, George Clooney, and Matt Damon Cover Vanity Fair

Especially Daniel Craig.

In Vanity Fair’s most recent “Proust Questionnaire,” Hollywood heavyweights Daniel Craig, George Clooney, and Matt Damon give (potentially) honest answers to a random smattering of provocative questions.

For example, George Clooney would choose to come back as his dog, because “he lives better.”

On when he was “happiest,” Matt Damon channels his family man side, replying, “In our bed, making our children, and in the hospital watching them being born.” His motto? “Don’t be a d-bag.” Amen, Matt!

But Daniel Craig treated it all as a joke, flying in the face of those four wise words Matt lives by.

When prompted to reveal his “most treasured possession,” the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo star quipped, “Apart from my penis and my health?”

Cheeky bastard. A penis isn’t a “possession.” (Or is it, if attached to James Bond? Dame Judi Dench, who played M opposite Daniel’s 007 in Casino Royale, caught a glimpse of his “heat” during filming. Her words: “It’s an absolute monster!”)

And ladies, if you want to woo him away from wife Rachel Weisz, just grow some facial hair. Daniel claimed that the quality he likes most in men and women is “a good mustache.”

Sources: Vanity Fair, The Huffington Post


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