In case you hadn’t heard, there is a new sex tape being shopped around the porno world, and it stars the one and only bleached blond Hulk Hogan. There’s just one itty bitty problem (perhaps more than one itty bitty problem, actually): Hulk has no idea who he’s having sex with.

TMZ reports that the newly surfaced tape, which Hulk and his lawyers claim was “secretly filmed” without his knowledge, features the legendary wrestler sporting a thong-shaped tan line, Hulk running his fingers through his yellow hair, and something every lady wants to see: the wrestler slowly undressing, revealing his Adonis (ish) bod, one inch of muscle at a time.

Hulk claims that, in between his split from ex-wife Linda Hogan and his marriage to current wife Jennifer McDaniel, he had sex with so many girls, that “I don't even remember people's names, much less girls."

Hulk’s lawyer is taking every possible action to make sure the tape isn’t released, but porn king Vivid Video has already written a formal plea to Hulk, saying there’s a “huge appetite” for his tape.

The question is: Just how many muscular inches are revealed...exactly?

Source: TMZ, TMZ

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