It's a question as old as time itself: Is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo new tonight?
In a word: yes. Your favorite pint-size pageant contestant and her endlessly entertaining family will be gracing our screens with an all-new episode called "A Bunch of Wedgies" tonight, August 29, 2012 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.
Now that you have the knowledge, go forth and set your DVR. Or, if you're bold, watch it live. We don't care either way.
Just watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo so we'll be blessed with more word gems like "You better Redneckognize."