Credit: Pool/Getty Images; Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images Photo: New Co-Stars Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

What do you do when you hire two of Hollywood’s most contentious, law-breaking burnouts in your movie? You pair ’em up and kill ’em off, naturally!

The Hollywood Reporter touts that Scary Movie 5, a reboot of the horror-spoofing movie series, plans to do just that with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen and both stars have signed on the dotted line. They’re onboard!

Dimension Films, the studio behind the movie, boasts that the two actors will play “the world’s hottest new couple” (never mind the 20-year age difference!) and that one or both of them will die a typically over-the-top death in the movie’s opening sequence.

This wouldn’t be the first time the Scary Movie franchise has killed off a celeb in the opening: The previous movies have offed Dr. Phil, Shaq, and Pam Anderson.

The movie will also star Ashley Tisdale, Anthony Anderson, and Think Like a Man’s Kevin Hart and Regina Hall. Expect the silly slaughter to hit movie theaters in April 2013, and let your morbid imaginations run amok in the meantime!

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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