A while back, we wondered if the Internet rumors were true and Keanu Reeves really is a vampire. Though we have no definitive proof, it’s definitely possible, since the man never ages.
And isn’t it safe to assume that he gave Winona Ryder his secret to staying ageless? After all, they were co-stars — in Dracula. Coincidence? We think not!
Winona made an appearance at the 69th Venice Film Festival on August 30, 2012, and she looked better than ever. Even though she’s 40, Winona almost looked like she could pass for a Heather.
We assume Keanu and Winona are now on a mission to transform all of Hollywood into a race of daywalker vampires.
Watch out, Robert Downey Jr. You’re next!