Credit: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images Photo: Jennifer Lawrence at the 2013 BAFTAs

Jennifer Lawrence is obsessed with her boobs. You'd think she was Katy Perry.

JLaw, the Internet’s favorite quote machine, was in full force recently at the BAFTAs. She reportedly told Heatworld (via The Sun), "My breasts have a life of their own. I’m wearing a dress for the BAFTAs that I was supposed to wear for [the Golden Globes], but, randomly, my breasts doubled in size the night before, so I couldn’t wear it." Maybe they just wanted to be real "golden globes"!

She also added, "I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones] People are confused [that mine bounce]!"

And apparently they are uneven when they bounce, as she recently discovered and shared with Jimmy Kimmel in another boob story. So they’re lopsided and bouncy, but they grow several sizes instantly, like the Grinch’s heart. She’s a marvel!

Source: The Sun