Another day, another JLaw anecdote!

Whenever Jennifer Lawrence speaks in public, you can expect a funny story. The Silver Linings Playbook star was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. First she pulled an Amanda Seyfried and said she was drunk, then talked about going to the doctor and getting some bad news … about her boobs. She had the flu at the Golden Globes and pneumonia last week, but she wasn’t too concerned about that.

"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven," Jen said (via E! News). "That was all I saw." Jimmy quipped, "You know what, the same thing happened to me. It’s OK."

Jen continued, "I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't — it felt like an elephant in the room — and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.' So he was like, 'All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.' And I was like, 'And my breasts.' And he was just like 'Well, bye.'"

She joked that she hopes no one will ever see her breasts in an X-ray. So she's disowning her boobs now, in addition to that butt shot. Maybe that's why Victoria's Secret said they preferred her eyes to her other parts!

Source: Jimmy Kimmel Live, via E! News