We're like, "Baby, baby, baby... NO!"
Yes, we're still in shock over the split of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, and yes, we're still having trouble getting out of the fetal position.
To help make sense of where things went wrong, we're taking a look back at the once-adorable twosome's most defining moments as a couple. Get the Kleenex handy.
Early 2011: After dodging rumors for months, Justin and Selena finally make things offical at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscars party in March. He even wore a little bit of red in his suit to match her stunning red dress. Talk about starting things off on the right foot!
May 2011: The two jet off on a romantic vacay in Hawaii. In other words, it's the Biebs without his shirt. Good times.
September 2011: In probably our favorite Justin-Selena news ever, he rents out the Staples Center so the two can watch Titanic alone. Justin's the king of the world!
November 2011: Early trouble! In one of the most trying times for the couple, the two survive Justin's paternity suit, as Selena stands by her man. The paternity rumors later proved to be way false.
December 2011: Are they engaged? The two deny engagement rumors after Selena is spotted with some bling on her left ring finger.
July 2012: Gulp — serious break-up rumors! Rumors say that the two have broken up several times in the past few months.
July 2012: What break-up? More like birthday bliss! Justin takes Selena out to celebrate her big 2-0 with a swanky dinner in Beverly Hills.
September 2012: Things seemed to be going extremely well as of a few months ago, with the two rumored to have purchased land in L.A. to build their perfect love nest.
October 29: Uh-oh! Now begins the downward spiral. Things seem especially rocky after Justin posts a pic on Instagram with the message "*Lingse*," an anagram for "single." We are *sda,* an anagram for "sad."
November 6, 2012: More rumors, this time on the wacky side of things, as Ke$ha addresses rumors that she hooked up with the Biebs.
November 8, 2012: The rumors are no "secret": The Biebs apparently attends a Broadway show with a group that includes Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin.
November 9, 2012: The day the music died! Word gets out that the couple has indeed parted ways. That sound you just heard is the gleeful cheer of millions of teenage girls rejoicing that the Biebs is again single.
So yes, it's hard to believe that these two didn't last. But don't worry — we'll all get through this together.