Justin Bieber got a penis enlargement, spreads around STDs, and uses cocaine with Sean Combs... or so a Michigan man alleging to be Selena Gomez’s father claims in a lawsuit obtained by TMZ.

Oh, and he wants you to believe that Usher has a Katy Perry-inspired sexual fetish.

It’s way too crazy to be taken seriously, so we’ll just sit back and let the absurdity of the guy’s claims do the talking. (Note: we cleaned up the spelling and grammar of “Mr. Gomez” so that it’s actually legible!)

"Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom on my Canadian bear rug.

"Usher Raymond came to my house on the Fourth of July and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Katy Perry’s ‘Firework’ in my ear drums.

"[Bieber] gave Selena an STD, and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs cocaine to use in drug-free school zones.

"Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen American Express card.

“I'm an emotional mess ... America must boycott Bieber’s music!"

Uh, sorry, buddy, but we have a hunch America isn’t gonna listen to you.

Source: TMZ

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