Credit: Joe Scarnici/Getty Images Photo: Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson at the Toronto Film Festival on September 8, 2012

When your mom is Goldie Hawn your life is guaranteed to tend toward the crazy.

So it comes as no surprise that Goldie’s daughter Kate Hudson found herself in the middle of a “Woody Allen film”-type scene when she gave birth to son Bingham in July 2011. While on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on September 13, the 33-year-old mother of two — who's currently guest-starring on Glee — recounted a LOL-worthy story from her 18 hours of labor.

“I called my mom to tell her I’m in the hospital and in labor. And she was like, ‘Okay, well, how much time do I have? Because I was going to take a swim,’” Kate recalled (via People). “She shows up, and I have not eaten in like 10 hours. She shows up with a pizza and Doritos. She’s like, ‘I’m starving.’”

But the zaniness didn’t stop there: While trying to help Kate do some visualizations, Goldie apparently said, “Imagine your va-jay-jay as a large magnolia flower blossoming.”

Which totally sounds like a deleted line from Knocked Up, areweright?

Fortunately, Kate’s fiance, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy, kept it together. “It was pretty intense, but it was incredible, and Matt was just amazing,” Kate gushed.

Source: People

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