It was only a matter of time before someone cashed in.
According to Entertainment Weekly, an online retailer called Skreened is now offering T-shirts ranging from "Kristen Stewart Is a Trampire" to “Kristen Stewart F--king Sucks” and “F--k Kristen Stewart."
Just in time for back to school, kids!
As EW notes, it's kind of like the Team Aniston and Team Jolie T-shirts they made in 2005, when Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, except these shirts take it to the next level of pitchforks-and-torches vitriol.
Besides, if they are going to go here, why not sell "Rupert Sanders F--king Sucks" T-shirts too, since he's the one who was married when he decided to suck face with his much-younger co-star? It brings back all the "Why Wasn't Brad Pitt Called The 'Homewrecker'" comments from the Brangelina split. Memories!
On top of that, the shirts look cheap. Just for comparison's sake, check out the trampire T-shirt, which they are selling for $20.99. You could make this shirt at home. (But you shouldn't.)
Save your money, people — or donate it to an animal shelter or something. Or do you think these T-shirts are funny and fair game?