In today’s puppy news, Prince William and Kate Middleton have a new addition to the royal family. The couple adopted a cocker spaniel puppy over the holidays as a Christmas gift for Kate, St. James’ Palace confirmed. While President Obama’s pooch gets the designation of “First Dog,” we have no idea if Prince William and Kate Middleton’s new pup gets a similar honorific (Duke of Dogchester, maybe?). The little black pup has been photographed frolicking with William and Kate. We don’t know the Duke and Duchess well — we weren’t even invited to the wedding! — so it’s difficult to pin down exactly what kind of name they’ll give their new pet. Nevertheless, we have some suggestions for a moniker befitting Britain’s top dog.