Warning: "Prurient" story ahead!
Jon Hamm doesn't enjoy having his nether regions as the center of attention, but he's got nothing on Jonah Falcon.
Jonah, 42, has a 13.5-inch penis (!) which is reportedly recognized as the world's biggest. People joke around, but there are actually some serious issues that go along with having a male part that large — for example, it was confused with a weapon when he was frisked at the airport. Jon Hamm was recently in the news for the rumor that AMC requested he wear underwear on the Mad Men set, because his bulge was too distracting. Jonah shared some advice for the Mad Men star, via the Huffington Post.
"I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls," Jonah told HuffPo. "Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. ... I prefer constriction myself. As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men."
He suggested Jon just nod and chuckle at the comments, but not answer anymore questions. For some things in life, there are no words.
Source: Huffington Post