Patti Stanger calls herself The Millionaire Matchmaker, but there are some millionaire matches she doesn't want to make — like setting up either Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber.

Patti talked to Us Weekly about various newly single celebs, suggesting whom they should date next. Taylor dates for creativity, not love, Patti said, so "let's get her off the market and put her in dating detox." She had the same detox advice for Justin. Relationship rehab!

On the other hand, Patti said she'd love to see Bradley Cooper (recently split from Zoe Saldana) in a relationship with Jenny McCarthy. Patti also had advice for Bradley's Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence, who recently split from Nicholas Hoult.

Because J.Law likes British "tall, pasty, skinny types," Patti suggested she date ... Daniel Radcliffe? "He could totally financially take care of her — he's like a multimillionaire — and on top of it, he's serious with girls,” Patti said. “I don't think he strays that quick. I think he would be able to handle her and not be intimidated by her success."

Yeah, we're gonna have to go ahead and disagree with that one. Love Dan, but he’s anything but "tall." Plus, he's kind of got his own reputation as a player. And Jen doesn't need anyone taking care of her financially. That’s probably not a priority. So we need other tall, dorky-cute British guys for her to date. Suggestions? Don't say Robert Pattinson!

Source: Us Weekly