Holy sex attack, Robin Batman!

Um, welcome back to Saturday Night Live, Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Please return soon. Like, Sunday night is fine. Who says Saturday should have all the shirtless fun?

We were wondering how JGL would top his big song and dance intro during his first stint hosting SNL. Well, he showed exactly how during his opening monologue last night. "It is so great to be back here hosting Saturday Night Live!," he said. "You know what my favorite superhero movie of the summer was? Magic Mike. And you know what my favorite part of Magic Mike was? This part."

He ripped off his suit jacket, did a bunch of hip thrusts, suggestively twirled an umbrella, did pushups, then thrust his junk in the face of an "audience" member played by SNL’s Nasim Pedrad. All in all, he makes for an excellent stripper.

NBC has yet to post the monologue video, but it's on YouTube. Watch it now before it's removed. If you can't watch it for some reason, check out this lovely bit here on Tumblr.

Watch your back, Channing Tatum! Or maybe just cast JGL in Magic Mike 2?

Source: E!, YouTube, Tumblr

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Credit: SNL video via YouTube Photo: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Strips During Magic Mike Monologue on SNL (VIDEO)