Pippa Middleton has a party in her pants and she wants to share it with the world.

The Duchess of Cambridge's little sister wrote a new party-planning book called Celebrate: A Year of Festivities For Families and Friends.

You magazine (via the Daily Mail) posted extracts from the book in a 24-page pullout section. Pippa openly acknowledges that "many of you will pick up the book out of nothing more than curiosity," and she said it feels even stranger to her than it probably does to us to see so much written about her ... especially her badonkadonk.

"It's a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom," Pippa writes. Ha!

Credit: Splash News

Yeah, it's definitely opportunistic to cash in on that tangential fame with a book, but why not? The Middletons have had a party planning business for decades. And at least it takes the spotlight off her sister Kate's topless "scandal." If people are going to talk anyway, why not at least try to control the message (and make some bucks in the process)?

You flash that ass for that cash, pseudo-royal hottie!

Sources: Daily MailPeople

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