Matthew McConaughey can't wait until he gets a time to
The Magic Mike star has lost 38 (!) pounds for his new film role in The Dallas Buyers' Club and is looking more emaciated than he ever has. In fact, he's already planning out the first meal he'll have as soon as the shoot is over.
"I will have some 70 percent beef, 30 percent fat ground beef, maybe a half pound cheeseburger with another three types of cheese," Matthew tells HitFix. "I'll prepare it all and I'll make sure that it takes three hours just to prepare."
Yep, he really does have every detail planned out. "I'm going to have buns with butter on both sides, toasted and grilled," he says. "I'm going to melt the cheese on the top bun, Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise. I want kosher dill pickles sliced nice and thin, diced white onions, slightly grilled until they get almost hard, and some thin jalapeno slices. And then I'm just going to sit back and let the [expletive] just drop on the ground."
Wow, this dude sounds seriously hungry. Poor guy! In fact, he's not even sure if he'll finish the burger.
"Your organs and muscles shrink, your organs shrink and my stomach has shrunk as well," he says about his dramatic weight loss. "So, as much as I can't wait to have that cheeseburger on the day [shooting ends], it'll probably be damn hard to eat the whole thing."
Hey, Matthew — while you're making that awesome-sounding burger for yourself, how about whipping up one more for us, m'kay?