Yep, the apocalypse is finally here!
"Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil recently recorded a pop song called "It's Tan Mom," and TMZ previewed a portion, adding that it will be available on iTunes today (May 6). There will also be a music video.
"It's Tan Mom, bitch!" she raps in the song. "Are you ready, it's Patricia, bitch. Here I come. I've got a message to use protection from the sun. Ha ha ha ha. I wanna get my tan on. You all are losers. I'm sexier than the Teen Mom. I am cool. I'm the cool one. I'm hotter than the Octomom..." She's not exactly aiming high there. Anyway, the song is
awful perfect genius the worst kind of in the vein of one of the Real Housewives songs, like Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class" or Simon's "I Am Real."
Tan mom, 45, also recently went topless in a disturbing photo spread, and TMZ said she sent an e-mail to Vivid Entertainment's president to argue that she and her "hotness" would make for a better sex tape than Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!" she wrote, "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."
Listen to part of the song here. Then take a moment to cry for humanity.