Poor Tara Reid. Did you hear? She got in a motorcycle accident. Okay, that’s not entirely true. A motorcycle did get hit... while it was parked. How? Well, Tara stumbled into it, apparently while hammered, and knocked it over. 

Tara and a friend were traipsing around St. Tropez this weekend — clearly not on a Promises-sponsored getaway — when the accident happened. TMZ obtained the video of Tara’s struggle to get up after toppling into the parked bike. Footage shows Tara refusing help as she tries to get to her feet, whilst her friend (who is lying atop another bike) comes pretty close to giving us a full shot up her skirt. The half-shoed duo finally gets it together enough to make it away from the scene of the accident.

But it’s okay, all’s well that ends well: Once Tara and her equally intoxicated friend pulled themselves together (well, stood up, anyway), they recovered the way we all do from public embarrassment — by getting on a yacht.

Watch the full video here.

Source: TMZ

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