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No plans this weekend? How does buttery popcorn and a giant diet soda sound? We know a great place to find such a fine meal. Here's the scoop on three flicks opening this Friday, April 13.

The Cabin in the Woods

When five friends go to a deserted cabin in the woods for good times, well, you probably know what to expect... or do you? This horror flick puts a major twist on the typical story.
Sexy:
Jesse Williams from Grey's Anatomy and Thor Chris Hemsworth
Not sexy:
Gory deaths
Verdict:
Between laughs and thrills, this is a great choice for a fun first date.

Credit: YouTube Photo: The Cabin in the Woods Movie Trailer

The Three Stooges

It's your lucky day, Stooge fans — Hollywood has taken the beloved characters and thrown them into an hour-and-a-half of nyuk-nyuking hilarity. Surprisingly, the actors do not include Owen Wilson or Jim Carrey; Sean Hayes (Will and Grace), Will Sasso (Best in Show), and Chris Diamantopoulos (who?) play Larry, Curly, and Moe, respectively. Jennifer Hudson, Sofia Vergara, and Jane Lynch also star.
Sexy:
Not much
Not sexy:
A lot
Verdict:
Slapstick at its best, this is a great chance to spend some quality time with Dad, who no doubt loved the originals as much as you loved Friends.

Credit: YouTube Photo: The Three Stooges Movie Trailer

Detention

In this teen sci-fi/fantasy/action/comedy/thriller satire that seems to touch on every '80s movie ever made, a crazy killer focuses his rage on Grizzly Lake High School. Will the seniors get out of detention in time to stop the madness? And, more importantly, will they have to miss prom?
Sexy:
Dane Cook... at times
Not sexy:
Dane Cook... at other times
Verdict:
Round up your friends for a nostalgia-filled evening of snickering.

Credit: YouTube Photo: Detention Movie Trailer

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