It stung a bit when we weren’t invited to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding, and we always sulk when we find out Beyonce and Jay-Z have gone luxury-yachting without us. Baby Blue Ivy is the probably only person who doesn’t get our pain.
So naturally, when we see a photo like this — of Beyonce and Jessica casually laughing at something equal parts charming and witty Jessica’s husband has said — we mentally Photoshop ourselves into the tableau (in this case, awkwardly between JT and Jess to mitigate the handsiness) and join in the convo.
Us, just as Jay-Z becomes super interested in something — anything — else: Hey, guys. Crazy night, are we right?
Justin: Who are you?
Us, ignoring Justin: Nice “Suit & Tie,” JT. Are you bringing sexy back?
Justin, exchanging a weirded-out glance with Jessica: Don’t call me that.
Beyonce: Seriously, don’t call him that.
Us: Roger that, Bey.
Beyonce, glaring: Just, no.
Us, getting desperate: But I can feel your halo! We’re in 7th Heaven!
Jessica, now glaring as well: Justin, can you make this one go “Bye Bye Bye”?
Us: Oh come on.
Enjoy the envy-inducing photo, and keep on dreaming on.