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It’s not all candy canes and rainbows in Katy Perry’s world. Sometimes, a girl has to pee, and when you’re busy on tour, the only place to do it is in a bucket. At least, that’s what the singer told The Sun recently.

“You walk on stage feeling like Mary Poppins but really you’ve just had your skin zipped, peed in a bucket, and been dry-heaving over the trash can,” said Katy. That’s not the stuff our California Dreams are made of.

But regardless of her potty problems, Katy does seem to be enjoying the company of everyone’s favorite Johnny Depp wannabe. No, not Tyler Blackburn. John Mayer!

The pair have been getting close, and Star magazine reports they had “major chemistry” at a recent pool party in the Hollywood Hills, according to a source. “He was looking down her bikini top, and they were French kissing really passionately. It was like they were on a honeymoon!” the onlooker adds.

Whatever. He was probably just looking for lollipops, cupcakes, or Hershey Kisses. That’s where she stores all her snacks.

Source: The SunStar magazine (via Radar Online)

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