This week was filled with some pretty cramazing TV, so to make your life easier we’ve whittled down countless hours of screen time to five quickie, must-watch highlights. You. Are. Welcome.

5. Fergie gets her drink on with Rachael Ray

Credit: YouTube Photo: Fergie Reveals Fitness Secrets, Favorite Cocktails, and Indulgences (VIDEO)

4. Schmidt (Max Greenfield) reveals his names for Cece's (Hannah Simone) boobs on New Girl

Credit: YouTube Photo: New Girl Season 1, Episode 18, "Fancyman, Pt. 2": Schmidt Calls Cece's Boobs... (VIDEO)

3. James Van Der Beek gets sleazy in Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23

Credit: 5min Photo: Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23 Sneak Peek: James Van Der Beek Sexes Up a Dawson's Creek Fangirl (VIDEO)

2. Get ready for eight all-new episodes of Glee!

Credit: Glee on Fox on YouTube Photo: Promo for Glee Season 3, Episode 13: "Big Brother" — Prepare for Graduation AND Meet Blaine's Brother (VIDEO)

1. The ladies — including Jessica Sanchez — perform a Madonna medley on American Idol

Credit: YouTube Photo: Watch Jessica Sanchez, Hollie Cavanagh, and Skylar Laine Sing a Madonna Medley in American Idol’s Top 9 on March 28, 2012

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