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This week was filled with some pretty cramazing TV, so to make your life easier we’ve whittled down countless hours of screen time to five quickie, must-watch highlights. You. Are. Welcome.

5. The Glee Project 2 is happening!

Credit: The Glee Project on YouTube Photo: Promo For The Glee Project 2: First Look at the Season 2 Cast (VIDEO)

4. Jess (Zooey Deschanel) learns that honesty is NOT the best policy on New Girl

Credit: YouTube Photo: New Girl Clip From Season 1, Episode 19, "Secrets": Jess's New Honesty Policy Backfires (VIDEO)

3. Colton Dixon sings "Time After Time" on American Idol

Credit: YouTube Photo: Watch Colton Dixon Sing Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time” in American Idol’s Top 8 on April 4, 2012

2. Booted Idol contestant Heejun Han heads to Wendy Williams

Credit: The Wendy Williams Show Photo: American Idol 2012's Heejun Han: Jennifer Lopez "Had a Crush on Me" (VIDEO)

1. Emma Stone dance-bombs people backstage on Ellen

Credit: YouTube Photo: Emma Stone Dances Like No One's Watching on Ellen (VIDEO)

Bonus: Jimmy Kimmel tells eliminated DWTS contestant Jack Wagner that he looked like a "gay match"

Credit: YouTube Photo: Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Dancing With the Stars' Jack Wagner's Outfits (VIDEO)

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