This isn’t the aftermath of a misadventure involving a man in a van and a free tattoo of a Mexican drinking worm.
Bridesmaids and Perfect Pitch scene-stealer Rebel Wilson tweeted this photo of her bruised face on December 17, writing, “I found the feral cat nest on the WB lot x they're some bad ass pussies!”
In other words, we don’t know what really went down. Because we’re pretty sure there are no feral cats on the Warner Bros. lot.
If the bruise is real (and not makeup for her latest film project), she should probably put some frozen peas on that. But keep ‘em in the bag this time, Rebel.
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