For those vamp-curious out there (and we know you exist!), here’s something that might perk up your holidays. We just discovered that a Twilight-themed sex toy actually exists, so we simply had to share.

Credit: Summit Entertainment Photo: Bella and Edward Act Lovey-Dovey in Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

According to manufacturer Tantus, “The Vamp” is described as follows:

A realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon‘s glow. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle. Don’t let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.

And you know what else they say?

Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Yeah, we’ll leave it at that.

We’ve heralded the merits of vampire sex and werewolf sex in the past, but this takes things to a whole new level of fangbanging lunacy. So, if you’re looking for a, er, stocking stuffer for your Twi-hard bestie, look no further!

Source: Tantus.com

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