Credit: Playboy

Don't you hate it when people with amazing bodies still complain about their looks?

Jenny McCarthy still looks gorgeous  as her Playboy cover this summer would attest  but don't tell her that. She writes in a post for Splash magazine that her boobs are not what they once were, meaning she had to learn some new moves in bed to compensate.

Credit: Playboy

"When I was young I just laid there like a sack of potatoes," she writes. "As soon as my boobs started to resemble a sack of potatoes, I knew I had to learn actual techniques to distract any guys from seeing my own aging sack of potatoes."

Now, she considers looking up past boyfriends on Facebook just to brag about her newfound prowess. "I had thoughts of wanting to show an old flame how good I got in the sack," she says.

We love that she's able to have a sense of humor of getting old. Still, if she thinks her boobs resemble potatoes, she must be picturing some very sexy potatoes.

Source: Daily Mail

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