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Former ugly girl Megan Fox is married to Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Brian Austin Green. Though we’ve seen countless episodes dedicated to the epic romance between David Silver and Donna Martin (Tori Spelling), poor Megan will never know the exquisite joy of shouting, “Donna Martin graduates!” or be privy to the dangers of underground drug U4EA. Why would Brian (Brian Austin?) keep such important lessons from his bride? He explains the strange decision in a recent interview with Vulture.

“She tries to sneak them on SOAPnet. And then she gets in trouble for it. We have a rule: We don’t watch each other’s stuff,” says Green (Austin Green?). What kind of rule is that? That means he’s missing out on Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and Jennifer’s Body.

Seriously, though. Brian Austin Green also said he doesn’t have a favorite 90210 episode. “Honestly, it’s one big blur. We did 300. I remember guest stars more than story lines,” he says — like when Color Me Badd sang an acappella version of “I Adore Mi Amor” at the Peach Pit. Unfortunately, Brian Austin Green neglected to give Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds a shout out. For those who don’t remember, Babyface gave David Silver his big break!Too bad he ruined it by cheating on Donna… but, we digress.

Excuse us while we go queue up some SOAPnet on our DVR.

Source: Vulture

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