Credit: Twitter Photo: The Fake We Bought a Z00 Twitter Feed

How do get over 2,000 people to follow your Twitter after only two days of starting it? Make it a hilarious parody of an official account for a big holiday movie such as We Bought a Zoo. While the real Twitter account, @weboughtazoo, promotes the film and tweets, “Penguins are so cute!” the fake account, @weboughtaz00 (those are zeroes for o’s) is dedicated to the pitfalls of Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson actually owning a zoo. Here are some of our favorites, so far:

Honestly? We're kinda bummed about hiring Scarlett and not ZOOey Deschanel. #ManicPixieDreamZoo

When you're running low on cash/food for your family and you live in a zoo, dinnertime gets very sad and very bloody and very delicious.

Horses of Nature #BenAffleckMoviesAsAnimals

Anyone looking to buy a used zoo?  … (Just kidding, this zoo isn't going anywhere. We're just trying to scare off any future Adam Sandler sequels.)

We Named Our Zoo Elizoobethtown #Zoos

ZOO CLOSED DAILY FROM 2PM-3PM FOR SCARLETT'S SEXTING HOUR. #ZooHours

Anyone looking to buy a used zoo?  … (Just kidding, this zoo isn't going anywhere. We're just trying to scare off any future Adam Sandler sequels.)

Ben Affleck just called to tell me he bought an aquarium. Hahahahaha. Idiot.

Truly amazing work. According to The Los Angeles Times, the account is run by Bobby Finger and Lindsey Weber. Let’s hope after this zoo news dies down, they’ll take their talents to another upcoming movie.@TheThreeSt00ges? @Mirr0rMirr0? @What2Expect?  

Source: The Los Angeles Times, @weboughtaz00

 

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