Credit: Splash News Photo: Taylor Swift Loves Lace

Bet Taylor Swift is longing for the days of yore when a sorta-wardrobe malfunction was the most scandalous thing she had to fret over. But alas, after a site by the name of Celebrity Jihad posted a nude photo of a curly-haired blond girl, Team Swift worked swiftly to shoot down the claim that it was the country star.

Now a law suit might be next for the triple-X site, which has yet to remove the photo, instead responding with what they call a “compromise.” They wrote:

We will remove the [photo] if Taylor Swift simply agrees to convert to Islam. To convert to Islam, Taylor Swift must publicly renounce her Jew God Jesus [...] then sacrifice a goat and devour its entrails. Pretty standard stuff really.

Um, yeah. Good one, guys. You bringing that comedy act to Vegas? Maybe you can open for Carrot Top. Since Taylor Swift has arguably the squeakiest of clean images among the starlets most recently entangled in similar scandals, we're willing to bet she’ll be doing a lot more than just writing a song about it.


Sources: Daily Mail; CelebrityJihad

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