Tell Your Boyfriend He's Fired!
Valentine’s Day can be super-sweet, but let's be honest: It can put a lot of unwanted pressure on a relationship. Feeling like the fire's gone and you're just going through the motions? Or maybe it's a new thing that's going nowhere? Don't drag it out. Tell them to leave their jacket and go... wait, what?
If your lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/weekend-long-fling just isn’t is measuring up, here’s how to gracefully dump him or her before dropping some serious dough on flowers and heart-shaped chocolates, as borrowed from the masters of rejection: reality competition show hosts. Being the TV addicts we are, we’ve pulled together 25 short, sweet, and to-the-point reality show elimination taglines you can use to leave your current squeeze before Valentine's Day, as uttered by 50 Cent, Bret Michaels, Flava Flav, Tila Tequila, and more.
Don't tell your partner auf wiedersehen until you've flipped through these ideas. Perhaps use them all, tastefully spelled out on a cookie bouquet?