Hey, Girl: The Movie
Starring: Ryan Gosling
Tagline: “Hey, girl, come see my movie.”
Synopsis: A series of strung-together vignettes, Hey, Girl features Ryan rescuing puppies, building a cabin in the woods with trees he’s sustainably harvested, knitting sweaters for himself and his dogs, gardening, and writing a Man Booker Prize-winning novel. He’s shirtless throughout the entire film, except for when he dons his hand-knit sweater for a Christmas selfie.
Early review sound bite: “Beautifully rendered. I want to have his babies.” — Anonymous New York Times film critic