Jerry O'Connell on Ellen
Not bad! There are definitely worse 38-year-old bodies to see in skimpy skivvies.
And if you wanna see a video of the whole affair — and his booty dance — we’ve got that for you, too.
What do you think, readers? Does the Stand By Me heartthrob still do it for you here in the 2010s? Or would you rather see someone else in a bedazzled bikini, like, say, Channing Tatum?