Deena and Snooki From Jersey Shore
Why we want them: Jersey Shore’s resident pint-size ragers, Snooki and Deena are guaranteed entertainment. Why hire a magician when you can watch Deena flash people and fall down and stuff?
What they’d bring: Meatballs and Ron-Ron Juice
What they’d do during dinner: Drink copious amounts of alcohol and scream, “My kooka’s out!”
What they’d do at the end of the evening: Dance on the couch, most likely without underwear... unless one of the vampires does them in during dinner. (Little known fact: Vampires hate tan people.)