Jason London: The “Whatever, Fuzz”
Date of photo: January 29, 2013
The incident: The Dazed and Confused star was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona, after an alleged fight with a bouncer. According to the bouncer, Jason sneezed on him, refused to apologize, and then punched him. Once in the police car, Jason reportedly dropped a homophobic slur, as well as a deuce in his pants.
Even though his mug shot screams “I crapped myself and I’d do it again,” Jason later slammed the police report on Twitter as a “total f—ing lie.”