NOW: Loren Polster
The teller of all things (his Facebook page) states that Polster studied graphic design at California Polytechnic State University and now lives in Bend, Oregon. He has his own website, and according to his LinkedIn, he runs Loren Polster: Strategic Design Solutions.
He also recently left his job as the “Creative Marketing Genius/Design Geek/Fooseball Master” for Picky Bars, which are gluten- and dairy-free energy bars. According to the product’s site, Polster spent time as a “nomad” living in New Zealand for a few years. We’d expect nothing less from this man of mystery.
These days, Polster is dating Kaitlin Dahl, and the two enjoy cooking, attending weddings, and jumping out of planes together, according to her Instagram page.