Two words: sloth meltdown. Although it seems like eons ago, Kristen’s sloth cryfest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show was in January 2012, helping her qualify for this list. (As if she needs it!) The fun-size actress is pregnant, expecting a baby with her adorable fiance, Parenthood’s Dax Shepard, which makes her arguably the cutest mama-to-be ever. But she also says outrageous things on House of Lies and is the snarky voice of Gossip Girl, helping us forget that Veronica Mars was canceled years ago.