Ryan Lochte’s Pee in the Pool Spoof For Funny or Die: “I Have the Fastest Pee in the West” (VIDEO)

Credit: Funny or Die

Something tells us Ryan Lochte is auditioning for a hosting gig on SNL, because the Funny or Die videos just keep on coming.

In yesterday’s “Olympic Ticket Scalper” vid, Ryan starred (somewhat awkwardly) alongside acclaimed British actor Patrick Stewart and Mission: Impossible’s Simon Pegg.

In today’s sketch, Ryan pokes fun at his recent comments about peeing in the Olympic warm-up pool, saying: “The way I see it…the pool is the biggest and most expensive toilet and it’s all mine. [...] Like animals, they mark their territory — I pee in the pool. That’s my territory.”

We’re not entirely convinced of his acting chops yet, but we will say his comedic timing is pretty damn good. (But we still don’t condone peeing in pools.)

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