A few years ago we wouldn't have considered former Jersey Shore star Snooki to be the arbiter of sage wisdom, but these days the Dancing With the Stars contestant is full of knowledge. After giving birth to her son Lorenzo last year, she turned her life around, ditching nightclubs for diaper duties and shot glasses for baby bottles. But she doesn't regret her wild days of yore — in fact, she's urging 20-year-old Miley Cyrus to party it up while she can.
"My girl Miley needs to be single," Snooki muses. "I know she said her song 'Wrecking Ball' is about Liam [Hemsworth] and their love, and how he affected her life, but in all honesty this is the time for Miley to live it up. Killing it at the VMAs, riding a wrecking ball naked, Miley's sexy butt needs to be single and enjoy her career and LIFE."
In case you live under a rock (or, you know, have been following the crisis Syria or something), Miley and Liam officially called it quits this week, at which point Liam immediately ran into the arms a gorgeous mystery gal now identified as Mexican singer Eiza Gonzalez.
Snooki's take on it? Get over Liam, and fast!
"Now there's a picture surfacing of Liam kissing Eiza," Snooki continues. "Girl it's over. Let's move on, kill it in the music business, and enjoy the ride! There's so many cute fishies in the sea, and now is your time to be young, and stupid. Just do you, and eventually you will find the right one when your [sic] ready. For now, PARTY GIRL!! xoxoo."
Snooki's a shining example of how sometimes things just fall into place. Just look at her relationship with Jionni. Who would have thought the former party girl would be settled down with a baby at the age of 25? We certainly didn't!
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