12 Best Quotes of ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Season 4
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12 Best Quotes of ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Season 4

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Creator Jenji Kohan and her writing staff were back in full force for Orange Is the New Black Season 4, scripting compelling drama but also revealing dialogue and instant-classic one-liners.

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Here are our favorite quotes from the Netflix hit’s fourth chapter.

“That bunk was a bit urban for you… You don’t want to be the only star in the night sky.”
Healy to Judy, showing off his racism as he reassigns her to new quarters in Episode 2: “Power Suit”
“You really want to go there with me?” / “I went there, bought myself a house, and moved in, bitch… and now I’m remodeling the kitchen.”
Allison and Cindy, threatening each other in Episode 2: “Power Suit”
“That was a joke, darling.” / “A lot of people in here are funny without meaning to be. I’ve learned the hard way to earn my mirth.”
Judy and Soso, having a miscommunication in Episode 3: “(Don’t) Say Anything”
“‘The other 1 percent’ is such a good hashtag.”
Soso, not losing her social media savvy in Episode 3: “(Don’t) Say Anything”
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“Heft, density, hue. It’s as personal as a signature, if you think about it.”
Suzanne, examining the Shower Pooper’s handiwork in Episode 5: “We’ll Always Have Baltimore”
“Yeah, I like dudes. I will never find you adorable.”
Piscatella, immune to Piper’s feminine wiles in Episode 5: “We’ll Always Have Baltimore”
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“You are a straight, white man. You don’t get to be the victim, sweetie.”
Judy, setting Luschek straight in Episode 6: “Piece of Sh*t”
“I don’t need no evidence. My life is my evidence.”
Lolly to Healy, justifying her belief in a conspiracy against her in Episode 7: “It Sounded Nicer in My Head”
“Interracial lesbian love behind bars!”
Judy, unveiling her fauxmance PR campaign fall in Episode 8: “Friends in Low Places”
“When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. Then you remember there is no God.”
Red, re-ironing Piper’s arm to turn her swastika scar into a window in Episode 8: “Friends in Low Places”
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“It’s my fantasy. And I can have a milkshake with a side of Cate Blanchett … I want someone to massage my head, and she looks like she’d have really cool fingers.”
Alex, revealing her fast food fixation and her celebrity crush in one fell swoop in Episode 9: “Turn Table Turn”
“God save us all — you’re f—king again!”
Nicky, realizing Alex and Piper have reconnected in Episode 12: “The Animals”

Orange Is the New Black Season 4 is streaming now on Netflix.