Credit: Jill Greenberg for Netflix, Getty Images Photo: Natasha Lyonne (Nicky Nichols)

We can’t stop speculating about what’s to come in 2014 when Orange Is the New Black returns to Netflix with 13 more episodes. So we can’t help but feel a trifle mocked by this video of Season 2 spoilers! Why mocked? Well, because they’re fake. But they’re also hilarious.

Natasha Lyonne (Nicky) revealed some “major plot points” for the upcoming season in a Conan web exclusive. However, as you might expect from Team Coco, it’s all for the LOLs. However, they are all pretty amusing, though some are a little NSFW (which is apropos considering OITNB is not exactly G-rated).

Among Natasha’s claims? That the inmates will all hold Nicky down and force a brush through her hair (if only...), that Crazy Eyes (Uzo Aduba) will fall for a woman named Bats--t Legs, and that there’s a spin-off in the words... starring the elusive chicken in the prison yard that Red (Kate Mulgrew) desperately wants to catch.

Watch the video below to hear all the hilarious fake spoilers. Meanwhile, we’re going to keep digging for some actual intel on next season. 2014 is basically forever from now.

Source: Team Coco




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