It's time for the 2014 Academy Awards, which means it's also time for its sad alter ego, the Razzies.
The winners of the 34th annual Razzie Awards were announced March 1, and we can’t tell whether the awards marked a real win or an epic loss for Adam Sandler's Grown Ups 2. That movie led the pack with the most nominations — for the stars and the movie itself — but it didn't "win" any Razzies at all. Is that even more insulting than to not at least get one Golden Raspberry statue? It's like you're so bad you're not even worthy of an award.
The real Razzie winners this year were Jaden and Will Smith, Tyler Perry, The Lone Ranger, everyone involved with Movie 43, and — congrats! — Kim Kardashian.
Here's the full list of winners:
Jaden Smith, After Earth
Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas
Worst Supporting Actor
Will Smith, After Earth
Worst Supporting Actress
Kim Kardashian, Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Worst Screen Combo
Jaden Smith & Will Smith, After Earth
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
The Lone Ranger
The 13 people who directed Movie 43
The 19 people who wrote Movie 43
What do you think? Remember when Sandra Bullock showed up to accept her All About Steve Razzie? That was awesome.