5. Hanna [about Duncan]: “He was cute from the back.” Aria: “And so was his front!” Uh, last time we checked, didn’t both of these girls have boyfriends?
4. Spencer [about Toby bonding with Jenna]: “It’s like out of the frying pan and into the volcano.” In case you couldn’t tell, Spencer isn’t exactly on Team Jenna.
3. Mona [about Jenna]: “Frankly, I’d love to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.” Something tells us that Jenna wouldn’t be full of free candy.
2. Hanna: “I can’t go around without a phone — that’s like going around without a brain... or shoes.” We’re assuming that, if Hanna had to choose between having a brain and a pair of shoes, it would be like Sophie’s Choice for her.
1. Spencer: “If only we could harness Mona’s sense of entitlement, we could light the eastern seaboard.” We appreciate that Spencer is trying to find green forms of energy.
Catch an all-new Pretty Little Liars on Monday, March 12 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.