Paris Hilton may have enough money to spend the rest of her days flitting around her mansion, raising kinkajous as children, and occasionally getting filmed by some guy with a night vision camera, but that type of dreary luxury has never appealed to a great mind like Paris.
Like one of those infections you just can’t get rid of, Paris just always comes back into our lives, whether we like it or not.
The former rich blonde chick with a TV show-turned regular rich blonde chick finally has a second shot at reclaiming her former glory with a new gig as a DJ.
While Paris’ stock has plummeted in the US ever since she compared Kim Kardashian's famous posterior to a trash bag filled with cottage cheese (classy move), her fame in other parts of the world has continued to rise, with Paris Hilton stores in multiple countries and now, an enormous gig at an Ibiza club where she’s been a huge draw in the past.
The club’s owner told TMZ that he was initially “nervous” about hiring the former Simple Life star, but “the number of people attending kept on growing and the positive word of mouth in Ibiza was just phenomenal.”
It’s unclear if Paris is actually getting paid for the gig, or if Spain’s just employing her as a favor to the people of the United States, but either way, this officially ensures there will be no attempts at Paris-based reality shows in the next few months, and that’s hot.