We have just one more week to wait until the Pretty Little Liars Season 4 premiere reveals what’s in the trunk. But that doesn’t mean we weren’t not falling over ourselves to read ABC Family’s first trunk-related clue. And it’s a juicy one! Probably literally. According to the hint, whatever’s in the trunk “won’t break, but it might leak.”
Without getting too gruesome, we still think the trunk contents is probably a dead body. Not only does this theory line up with all of the trunk-related spoilers that have come before, but it also fits with ABC Family’s second clue: “It was warm. Some would even say hot.” Again, we’re not biologists, but we’re pretty sure a corpse does fit these general physical descriptions.
The hints are less helpful when narrowing down who said corpse might belong to. Let’s face it: everyone in Rosewood is super hot. The town is full of would-be underwear models. Even the older demographic could hold their own in a Calvin Klein ad. This is especially true of our top suspect in the “Who is in the Trunk?” speculation: Detective Wilden. Sorry, buddy. We see no reason to rule you out given the latest hints. You would definitely be Mr. January in the Cops of Rosewood Charity Calendar.
Do you think the hints are referring to a dead body or could they be describing something else? Let us know in the comments below!
Pretty Little Liars Season 4 premieres on Tuesday, June 11, 2013 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.